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Jason Segel’s ‘SNL’ Appearance, According to the ‘SNL’ Sketch Predictor

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I've been to the future and brought back this sketch-by-sketch rundown of tomorrow's episode of "Saturday Night Live." Or is it just a series of very educated guesses? Read our"SNL" Sketch Predictor and judge for yourself.

11:30 PM Cold open: Herman Cain (Kenan Thompson) addresses his supporters to defend the continuing viability of his candidacy, but keeps taking alarmingly long pauses throughout.

11:37 PM Monologue: Host Jason Segel talks about his new movie, "The Muppets," and is joined onstage by his co-stars, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy (cameo as themselves).

11:44 PM A young dad (Segel) tries to remain supportive of his tween daughter (Vanessa Bayer) while waiting in line with her for "Breaking Dawn, Part I."

11:53 PM Two A-Holes (Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig) wander into an Occupy Wall Street protest in the New York subway system.

11:58 PM Filmed segment: Auditioners to replace Regis Philbin on "Live!" include Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad), Johnny Depp (Paul Brittain), and Prince (Fred Armisen).

12:04 AM [Florence + the Machine performs.]

12:11 AM Weekend Update features Silvio Berlusconi (Sudeikis) explaining his decision to leave office; Newt Gingrich (Bobby Moynihan) trying (and failing) not to say anything that will imperil his lead in the polls; and Aunt Linda (Kristen Wiig) criticizing recent films like "The Descendants" and "The Ides of March," but praising "Jack & Jill."

12:28 AM Ashton Kutcher (Taran Killam) and Demi Moore (Wiig) tweet through divorce proceedings, with their exasperated lawyers (Segel and Pedrad).

12:34 AM Filmed segment: More "Live" auditions, featuring Gwyneth Paltrow (Abby Elliott), Will Smith (Jay Pharoah), and Alan Alda (Bill Hader).

12:42 AM [Florence + the Machine performs.]

12:48 AM The Occupy Wall Street library turns out to be managed by a stereotpically persnickety librarian (Segel, in drag).

12:55 AM Scenes from Season 20 of "How I Met Your Mother," in which the Mother still has not been met.

1:00 AM Goodnight!

Previously in the "SNL" Sketch Predictor:

- Emma Stone
- Charlie Day
- Anna Faris

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