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Fozzie Bear: 5 TV Shows That I Most Want to Guest Star On

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Hi there! And good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Fozzie Bear!... Hello? Testing? Is this thing on? As some of you may know, the Muppets and I have a brand-new movie coming out in March called "Muppets Most Wanted." I'm going to celebrate today's trailer debut here on Yahoo TV by going over the top five TV shows I'd most want to be a part of. But before we jump in, why not check out the hilaaaaarious new trailer!

1. "Modern Family"

After spending some time with Ty Burrell on the set of our new movie, "Muppets Most Wanted," I think I may have secured a spot on "Modern Family." Let's just say he promised me a wocka-wocka-on role! Get it? Wocka-wocka! Walk-on? Hoo boy, tough website.

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Ty Burrell "The Muppets Most Wanted"

Ty Burrell "The Muppets Most Wanted"

2. "The Voice"

A standup comedian's dream: a chance to let my jokes be the star during a blind audition. CeeLo and I have worked together in the past, so I think I'd fit in nicely on his team — plus he's always loved my rubber-chicken gags. Uh-oh, I just realized that my rubber-chicken gags won't work in a blind audition ... back to the drawing board to see if I can "hatch" another idea!

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3. "The Biggest Loser"

Miss Piggy has always said that with a title like that, my act would fit right in. I hope that's a compliment.

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4. "Wipeout"

I'm not too familiar with the show, but Statler and Waldorf mentioned that they'd love to see me on it. I hope that's a compliment, too ... but I have my doubts.

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5. Anything attached to Ryan Murphy and Shonda Rhimes

Top-rated shows + a seasoned comedy veteran = TV gold. (That's showbiz talk.) Let's just say it would be a "scandal" to deprive TV viewers of the "glee" that comes from a bear, a bowler hat, and a rubber chicken. See what I did there? Wocka-wocka!

"Muppets Most Wanted" opens on March 21.

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