12 obnoxious Stassi quotes from 'Vanderpump Rules'

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Stassi on Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)
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Stassi on Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)

A lot of people on reality TV are the worst. But Stassi, the self-appointed queen bee of Bravo’s gloriously shallow “Vanderpump Rules,” really is The Worst. She’s spoiled rotten, she’s viciously mean, she’s ridiculously self-involved… and she has no idea what the word “literally” means. (Like, literally.)

We’re a little conflicted about even drawing attention to her, since she’s so clearly trying to make herself into a reality TV villainess. But we just can’t help ourselves. Here, a dozen chestnuts of wit and wisdom from a 23-year-old sometime fashion blogger/waitress.

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1. “My mom’s always told me that I’m the descendant of a Swedish princess, so I try to act like one.”

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2. Katie: “All Frank wanted to do was get in your pants.” Stassi: “A lot of people want to.”

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3. “It’s not a blog. I am so over you calling it a blog. Like, seriously. People who blog literally just go on a little website and just upload whatever they write and don’t even re-read what they write.”

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4. “For my senior graduation, my parents gave me a chin implant. People then started approaching me about modeling. Obviously, guys started approaching me a lot more.”

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5. “This is my first day back witnessing this whole thing. I literally just walked into hell.”

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6. “You meant nothing to anybody until I talked to you… Have fun with my leftovers, freak!” — via text to a fellow employee

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7. “That was nice of me to just bully-text her. That was nice of me.”

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8. “My parents cut me off when I graduated from college. I used to get a pretty good amount of money a month from my father. He always said, ‘I will give you money while you’re in school.’ This is why I want to go to grad school.”

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9. “I literally want to come at them with daggers and chop their faces and hide them in the walls.”

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10. “I would feel really degraded if I was having sex with somebody who’s telling somebody else that they miss them. That’s sad. And embarrassing. Okay, so I’m glad we cleared that up. Be off! [dismissive hand motion]”

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11. “I am the devil. And don’t you forget it.”

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12. “Two breakups in one summer… God is literally trying to kill me.”

"Vanderpump Rules" airs Mondays at 9 PM on Bravo.

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