Being broke is hard and apparently funny as CBS has shown millions of viewers with the sitcom hit "2 Broke Girls." While not every joke on the show is a laugh-out-loud moment, there have been several hilarious one-liners that show the show's potential as it gains roots and builds up on the comedy.
One of the funniest characters on the show is Max Black (Kat Jennings). Her sarcastic tone has created a lot of memorable moments and helps deliver a lot of comedy for viewers. Check out some of her funniest quotes from the first seven episodes.
The core of the show is about making money and starting a cupcake business. This leads to several jokes about Max's money issues.
Max- I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.
Max- This can't be about my drinking. I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic.
Caroline- No sushi? No dentist? Who are you?
Max- A poor person.
Max and Caroline
The lives of Max and Caroline were so different that they often clash about ideas and things, leading to a lot of banter between the two.
Caroline- What's the interest rate on your credit card?
Max- Dunno. My interest rate in this conversation is zero.
Max- Oh my God, you have a shoe rotisserie.
Caroline- I designed it. I call it my "Ferris Heels."
Max- I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what I'd call it if I had one.
Episodes of "2 Broke Girls" are often with random jokes and one-liners, especially from Max.
Max- And then I kissed his beautiful girlfriend; who's black and British. The two cool things I can never be.
Max (After Caroline invited a guy over)- Call him right now! He can't come over here. Look around. I have his napkins hanging up everywhere, he'll think I'm Dexter!
Max (Talking about Goodwill shopping) - Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?
"2 Broke Girls" airs on CBS every Monday at 8:30 pm ET.