Roseanne

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Episodes

Originally Aired May 20, 1997

Dan and Roseanne welcome Darlene, David, and their new baby to live in the Conner home.

  • William Shatner Feels 'Awful' He's Unable To Attend Leonard Nimoy's Funeral

    William Shatner sent out a series of Tweets on Saturday expressing his grief over the loss of one his "dearest friends," Leonard Nimoy. Sadly, due to a prior commitment that poses a scheduling conflict, Shatner is unable to attend Nimoy's funeral on Sunday. "I am currently in FL as I agreed to…

    Access Hollywood
  • Car Thief Throws a Brick, Mercedes Throws it Back

    They say that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. We’ll extend that warning to anyone within the vicinity of a Mercedes-Benz, thanks to this face-palmy closed circuit TV footage taken from outside an Irish pub.  According to the Irish Examiner, pub owner Gerry Brady and his…

    Boldride
  • No Photoshop Here -- Demi Lovato Shows off Her Bikini Ready Body!

    It's almost swimsuit season, and Demi Lovato is already showing off her bikini body! The "Neon Lights" singer used Instagram to post a pic of her body in a barely-there bikini with a positive message on Friday. PHOTOS: Hollywood's Hottest Bikini Bodies "Regardless of what society tells you these…

    ETonline
  • Sharon Osbourne, Melissa Rivers React to Kelly Osbourne Quitting Fashion Police

    Sharon Osbourne applauded her daughter Kelly Osbourne for leaving Fashion Police amid tension with co-host Giuliana Rancic after her comment about friend Zendaya

    Us Weekly
  • Khloe Kardashian Shares Super Skinny Selfie: 'People Love to Call Me the Fat One'

    Khloe Kardashian is putting in work! The reality star posted a new selfie Friday, showcasing an impressively slim figure, and posted some inspirational words about her fitness journey along with the new pic. PICS: Kourtney Kardashian and JWoww's Post-Baby Bodies Will Make You Consider Waist…

    ETonline
  • Anthony Mason, Former New York Knicks Player, Dies at 48

    Anthony Mason, a longtime NBA star who played for the New York Knicks from 1991 to 1996, died early Saturday morning, ESPN reports. He was 48. The 13-year NBA veteran, who played for six teams, was diagnosed with congestive heart failure earlier this month and underwent multiple heart surgeries.…

    Variety
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    Retreating ice in a warming Antarctica (21 photos)

    From the ground in this extreme northern part of Antarctica, spectacularly white and blinding ice seems to extend forever. What can't be seen is the battle raging thousands of feet (hundreds of meters) below to re-shape Earth. Water is eating away at the Antarctic ice, melting it where it hits the…

    Yahoo News
  • This Baby Biting His Dad Then Laughing Uncontrollably Is the New 'Charlie Bit Me'

    Remember “Charlie Bit Me,” arguably one of the first super huge, mega viral videos? Where that little British baby bites his older brother and can’t stop laughing? And then the brother sticks his finger in the baby’s mouth again? “Ouch, Charlie! OOOOOOOOOOOOUCH. Charlie, that really hurt!” It’s…

    ETonline
  • Who Gets Food Stamps? White People, Mostly

    WASHINGTON -- Gene Alday, a Republican member of the Mississippi state legislature, apologized last week for telling a reporter that all the African-Americans in his hometown of Walls, Mississippi, are unemployed and on food stamps. "I come from a town where all the blacks are getting food stamps…

    Huffington Post
  • North Korean leader tells army: 'prepare for war'

    North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has urged his army to prepare for war with the United States and its allies, state media said Saturday, as Pyongyang ramps up the rhetoric ahead of US-South Korea military drills. Kim's comments came after South Korea and the United States Friday conducted a joint…

    AFP
  • Leonard Nimoy's final tweet is beautiful, and it broke my heart

    My dad was — and is — a huge Star Trek nerd, and when I was a kid he'd excitedly show me episodes of the original series in syndication. It was a show that he watched in college, he'd say, explaining why Kirk was Kirk, Bones was Bones, and most importantly, why Leonard Nimoy's Spock was Spock. One…

    The Verge
  • Mom Busted For Pouring a Margarita in Her Toddler's Sippy Cup

    A Massachussetts woman has been booked on child endangerment charges after slipping her toddler booze. According to the Associated Press, a waitress at an unnamed Salem restaurant told police that the mother "allowed her 2-year-old daughter to sip her margarita .

    Eater
  • Big Bang, Deflated? Universe May Have Had No Beginning

    If a new theory turns out to be true, the universe may not have started with a bang. In the new formulation, the universe was never a singularity, or an infinitely small and infinitely dense point of matter. "Our theory suggests that the age of the universe could be infinite," said study co-author…

    LiveScience.com
  • The Startlingly Large Obamacare Consequenece That's About to Hit Millions of Taxpayers

    Despite enrolling far more people than expected, an unintended consequence of Obamacare is that it's wreaking havoc on the pocketbooks of millions of taxpayers.

    Motley Fool
  • Kanye West's New Tattoos Might Make You Tear Up

    Given Kanye West 's ongoing feud with Amber Rose and his comments about Kim Kardashian's dating history , the musician has been grabbing a lot of controversial headlines this month. On Thursday, though, Kim shared Kanye's sentimental side in a picture of his new tattoos. Kim tweeted a snap of the…

    Wochit
  • WATCH: Toddler Allegedly 'Pulled' To The Ground By Strange Force

    Even a game of peekaboo is too dangerous.The parents of a 1-year-old Welsh girl claim their daughter was pulled to the ground by a mysterious force during a game of peekaboo.Lexi Hood was at her home in Bridgend, Wales fooling around with her parents, Gareth and Charlene, when she appears to…

    Huffington Post
  • When do we turn the clocks ahead an hour?

    Daylight Saving Time is coming, quite possibly sooner than you think.

    MarketWatch
  • Scott Walker, God's Gift To The Democratic Party

    Beltway Democrats may not deserve good luck, but it looks like they could have plenty in the next presidential race. Heading into the weekend, Scott Walker, a man born to be slaughtered in a general election, is suddenly leading the Republican pack in the Iowa polls.

    Huffington Post
  • Could Caps pull off a deal for Blackhawks star?

    Just as the Capitals were finishing up a sleepy 3-0 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes in Raleigh and the Chicago Blackhawks were getting trounced 4-0 in Tampa Bay, an intriguing tweet lit up NHL chat rooms. Could the Caps be so bold as to acquire a clutch player and proven Stanley Cup leader as…

    Comcast SportsNet Mid Atlantic